A "final solution" to pollution from the Onion

I haven't done this on urban wilderness before, but here's something from the lighter side. I loved it and just needed to share.

Sometimes I find that the stories in the Onion have hilarious headlines only to devolve into maudlin inanities as the story progresses. But not this one. I laughed all the way through. I hope you do, too.

"Funny," isn't it, how humor can shine light on a potentially disturbing truth while simultaneously disarming it?

The headline in the Onion is "New Eco-Friendly Cigarettes Kill Destructive Human Beings Over Time."